Tiger..

  • Today at Work..
  • 2 separate ladies told me the same thing today at work.. i wonder why..
  • Lady 1: You look like TIGER WOODS..
  • Me: smiling (WTF! ARE YOU SERIOUS)..
  • Lady 1: Have someone told you that?..
  • Me: *still smiling.. "nope.. your the first one"..
  • Lady 1: You'll look like him if you even wore a baseball cap.. (laughing)
  • Me: HA-HA-HA.. (the fake scripted laugh).. okay thank you.. have a great day.. LOL..
  • After a 30 minutes..
  • Lady 2: I think you look like someone else..
  • Me: who?..
  • Lady 2: (thinking for 3 seconds).. like TIGER WOODS..
  • Me: (WTF, OMG, AGAIN? I DON'T HAVE CURLY HAIR).. haha.. not really..
  • Lady 2: No seriously.. you do..
  • Me: okay.. if you say so.. except i'm not a cheater and don't hook up with a lot of girls.. haha..
  • Lady 2: (laughs)..
  • Me: and if only i have the same amount of money as him.. ahaha.. okay.. (walking away)..
  • WOW.. what a great awkward day at work..